STATE TO RENAME ALL PARKWAY REST STOPS AFTER FAMOUS NEW JERSEYANS

Apparently there is no better way to honor New Jersey legends than to put their name on a building where you urinate.  The State announced that all Parkway rest stops will bear the name of a famous New Jerseyan.  The Ocean View area will be named after Toni Morrison, a Nobel Prize winner.  Whitney Houston, James Gandolfini, Connie Chung, and Whitney Houston are others.  Noticeably absent…no rest stop will be named after Bruce Springsteen.  The Atlantic County rest stop will bear the name of the Chairman of the Board, Frank Sinatra.