DUDE WEARS PLASTIC WRAP AS BIKINI TO NEW JERSEY BEACH

Dude doesn’t even look like a lady.  59 year old Stephen Wojciehowski of Stafford Township has been charged with lewdness after he wore plastic wrap around his body to represent a bikini.  Police say he spent two days on the beach wearing the mock ladies’ swimsuit with his private parts clearly showing.  He was released pending future court proceedings.