YOU CAN’T ARREST ME, I JUST POOPED MYSELF

A 27 year old man from Plainfield try to prevent himself from being arrested by police by defecating in his pants.  Police say Kyle Chambliss was loud, disruptive, and drunk while sitting in his car shortly after 4:00am Sunday.  Chambliss told police he was going to defecate to ward off his arrest, and he did.  Cops made the arrest anyway.

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